Chuck Norris has gained recent fame in our household. Wyatt really really looks up to the guy. If I had to choose a role model for my boy, it would probably be Chuck. (And his Grandfather, or John Wayne). It has become an evening event to watch episodes of Walker Texas Ranger that Wyatt has recorded daily on the DVR. Can you believe it's the Hallmark Channel that is re-running the episodes?
How can a person not love the theme song? Maybe it is one of the best ever written. (Well, except for Land of the Lost, which happens to be one of my childhood favorites. I still don't know why Steve thought it was stupid.) ~ Sigh ~
See for yourself.
Here's the words so you can sing along:
In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right.
Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
When you're in Texas look behind you,
Cause that's where the rangers are gonna be.
We also laugh at Chuck Norris jokes. Here are a few of my favorites:
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood -- he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris uses pepperspray as eye drops.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. And he refreshes web pages by blinking.
And then there's the Chuck Norris Action Jeans. He's a true American Hero, it cannot be denied.
Enough said.
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